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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Rt Hon
Snuffles
ate all my
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random pathetic excuse
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noodles
tomatoes
candy floss
hummus
chocolate chips
cat biscuits
tinned tuna
hamburger relish
prawns
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