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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Ms
Snuffles
ate all my
candy floss
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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left shoe
...skirt
baseball cap
hat
sunglasses
...cardigan
tie
bra
pants
vest
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