Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Twilight Sparkle
ate all my
cat biscuits
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
tie
knickers
baseball cap
pants
socks
tights
...shirt
bra
...cardigan
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