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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Picard
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
nacho cheese
pizza
potatoes
lemons
chocolate chips
tinned tuna
yoghurt
sunflower seeds
bananas
hummus
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