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Hungry boy
My pet
hamster 🐹
Zeus
ate all my
chicken wings
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
socks
tights
...skirt
baseball cap
pants
right shoe
knickers
hat
trousers
left shoe
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