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Hungry boy
My pet
hamster 🐹
Mrs
Sparkles
ate all my
mushy peas
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
hat
...shirt
...cardigan
hoody
pants
tie
left shoe
sunglasses
knickers
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