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Hungry boy
My pet
hamster 🐹
Trotsky
ate all my
gherkins
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
trousers
...cardigan
...skirt
right shoe
hat
pants
tie
knickers
...shirt
baseball cap
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