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Hungry boy
My pet
hamster 🐹
Trotsky
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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iceberg lettuce
fish fingers
chicken nuggets
peppercorns
baked beans
mashed potato
Doritos
ice-cream cones
prawn crackers
cat biscuits
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