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Hungry boy
My pet
hamster 🐹
Picard
ate all my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tinned frankfurters
garlic cloves
shallots
rice krispies
watermelon
porridge
halloumi
taramasalata
fish fingers
peanuts
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