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Hungry boy
My pet
gerbil 🐹
Luke Skywalker
ate all my
tomato ketchup
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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bra
knickers
...skirt
right shoe
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hat
sunglasses
...shirt
trousers
left shoe
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