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Hungry boy
My pet
gerbil 🐹
Murphy
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
porridge
tinned tuna
fish fingers
spinach
sunflower seeds
mashed potato
tomato ketchup
hummus
taramasalata
scrambled egg
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