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Hungry boy
My pet
gerbil 🐹
Mr
Cuddles
ate all my
Doritos
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...cardigan
hat
...dress
knickers
bra
trousers
socks
hoody
right shoe
baseball cap
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