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Hungry boy
My pet
puppy 🐶
Mrs
Sparkles
ate all my
fish fingers
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
socks
trousers
vest
bra
...cardigan
left shoe
...skirt
tights
hat
baseball cap
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