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Hungry boy
My pet
puppy 🐶
Mr
Snuffles
ate all my
mushy peas
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
hoody
...skirt
...shirt
bra
trousers
knickers
...dress
tie
left shoe
sunglasses
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