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Hungry boy
My pet
puppy 🐶
Bob
ate all my
prawns
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
tie
tights
right shoe
left shoe
bra
knickers
...dress
...shirt
...cardigan
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