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Hungry boy
My pet
dog 🐕
Miss
Sparkles
ate all my
rice pudding
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
knickers
sunglasses
bra
vest
trousers
tie
...shirt
socks
right shoe
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