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Hungry boy
My pet
dog 🐕
Mr
Sparkles
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
rice
iceberg lettuce
Doritos
tinned frankfurters
pizza
chicken wings
hummus
pitted olives
Marmite
tomatoes
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