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Hungry boy
My pet
labrador 🐕
Piper
ate all my
shallots
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
knickers
left shoe
...shirt
...cardigan
socks
...skirt
...dress
sunglasses
bra
tie
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