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Hungry boy
My pet
labrador 🐕
Pepper
ate all my
rice krispies
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
...shirt
sunglasses
...cardigan
left shoe
socks
hat
knickers
vest
bra
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