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Hungry boy
My pet
labrador 🐕
Murphy
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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chilli peppers
bread
spring rolls
nacho cheese
Pringles
halloumi
fish fingers
prawn crackers
pitted olives
tomatoes
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