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Hungry boy
My pet
labrador 🐕
Rt Hon
Sparkles
ate all my
fish fingers
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
hoody
baseball cap
pants
...skirt
knickers
hat
left shoe
bra
trousers
socks
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