Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
labrador 🐕
Rt Hon
Sparkles
ate all my
potatoes
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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bra
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tights
knickers
vest
...shirt
...cardigan
trousers
...dress
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