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Hungry boy
My pet
labrador 🐕
Mrs
Sparkles
ate all my
spinach
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tie
left shoe
sunglasses
vest
knickers
...shirt
tights
...cardigan
right shoe
socks
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