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Hungry boy
My pet
labrador 🐕
Voldemort
ate all my
fish fingers
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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left shoe
tie
...cardigan
pants
trousers
sunglasses
baseball cap
...dress
...shirt
vest
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