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Hungry boy
My pet
labrador 🐕
Voldemort
ate all my
bananas
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
knickers
tie
socks
hoody
...cardigan
...shirt
bra
left shoe
...skirt
baseball cap
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