Sorry I'm late today

Hungry boy

My pet labrador 🐕 Twilight Sparkle ate all my …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tinned tuna prawn crackers peppercorns gherkins hamburger relish watermelon nacho cheese rice krispies porridge Doritos

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.