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Hungry boy
My pet
poodle 🐩
Mrs
Wibble
ate all my
garlic cloves
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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...cardigan
vest
knickers
socks
tights
bra
...skirt
hat
left shoe
baseball cap
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