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Hungry boy
My pet
poodle 🐩
Mrs
Wibble
ate all my
watermelon
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...dress
...shirt
tights
...skirt
trousers
socks
tie
hat
bra
left shoe
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