Sorry I'm late today

Hungry boy

My pet poodle 🐩 Mr Wibble ate all my …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

potatoes nacho cheese peanuts ice-cream cones Doritos mushy peas Marmite hamburger relish tinned frankfurters chocolate chips

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