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Hungry boy
My pet
poodle 🐩
Murphy
ate all my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tomatoes
iceberg lettuce
taramasalata
fish fingers
garlic cloves
porridge
bread
mashed potato
nacho cheese
baked beans
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