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Hungry boy
My pet
poodle 🐩
Miss
Cuddles
ate all my
chicken nuggets
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
knickers
left shoe
trousers
baseball cap
tights
hoody
right shoe
...cardigan
tie
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