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Hungry boy
My pet
poodle 🐩
Toby
ate all my
peppercorns
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
knickers
tights
trousers
baseball cap
tie
...dress
...cardigan
socks
left shoe
right shoe
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