Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
poodle 🐩
Rt Hon
Stink
ate all my
fish fingers
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tie
...cardigan
pants
hat
socks
knickers
sunglasses
bra
trousers
...skirt
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