Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
poodle 🐩
Alfie
ate all my
spinach
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...cardigan
tie
hoody
left shoe
sunglasses
pants
...shirt
trousers
bra
baseball cap
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