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Hungry boy
My pet
pug 🐶
Geoffrey
ate all my
scrambled egg
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
hoody
...shirt
trousers
socks
...cardigan
tights
...dress
hat
left shoe
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