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Hungry boy
My pet
pug 🐶
Geoffrey
ate all my
pitted olives
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...cardigan
hat
tights
knickers
trousers
bra
...skirt
tie
left shoe
hoody
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