Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
pug 🐶
Maya
ate all my
shrimp
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
socks
...skirt
knickers
pants
baseball cap
bra
hat
vest
trousers
tie
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