Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
pug 🐶
Mrs
Wibble
ate all my
ice-cream cones
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
knickers
left shoe
trousers
socks
tights
...shirt
sunglasses
hat
...cardigan
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