Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
pug 🐶
Simpkins
ate all my
ice-cream cones
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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knickers
left shoe
...shirt
pants
tights
right shoe
...cardigan
bra
...skirt
tie
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