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Hungry boy
My pet
pug 🐶
Voldemort
ate all my
bananas
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
right shoe
tie
left shoe
pants
trousers
hat
vest
bra
sunglasses
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