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Hungry boy
My pet
pug 🐶
Voldemort
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
nacho cheese
yoghurt
garlic cloves
Doritos
noodles
porridge
Marmite
tinned tuna
rice
gherkins
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