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Hungry boy
My pet
pony 🐴
Ms
Cuddles
ate all my
scrambled egg
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
tie
hat
left shoe
hoody
...shirt
...dress
right shoe
pants
vest
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