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Hungry boy
My pet
pony 🐴
Alfie
ate all my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
rice
scrambled egg
ice-cream cones
fish fingers
prawn crackers
tomato ketchup
tomatoes
garlic cloves
mushy peas
peppercorns
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