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Hungry boy
My pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Geoffrey
ate all my
rice
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
...skirt
vest
trousers
right shoe
pants
bra
tights
socks
knickers
baseball cap
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Dan
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