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Hungry boy
My pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Murphy
ate all my
shrimp
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
left shoe
baseball cap
pants
sunglasses
tie
...skirt
tights
trousers
socks
...cardigan
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