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Hungry boy
My pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Murphy
ate all my
shrimp
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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socks
vest
sunglasses
left shoe
tights
hoody
knickers
baseball cap
...dress
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