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Hungry boy
My pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Dexter
ate all my
rice krispies
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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knickers
baseball cap
bra
...cardigan
pants
vest
...dress
tights
sunglasses
trousers
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