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Hungry boy
My pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Dexter
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tomato ketchup
rice krispies
fish fingers
Marmite
gherkins
iceberg lettuce
mashed potato
peppercorns
chicken nuggets
baked beans
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