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Hungry boy
My pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Professor
Sparkles
ate all my
fish fingers
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
...skirt
left shoe
socks
sunglasses
tights
right shoe
...dress
trousers
...shirt
bra
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