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Hungry boy
My pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Mr
Cuddles
ate all my
pitted olives
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...dress
knickers
hoody
sunglasses
vest
...shirt
left shoe
tights
...skirt
pants
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