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Hungry boy
My pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Mr
Stink
ate all my
shrimp
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
tights
knickers
left shoe
bra
right shoe
socks
hoody
...shirt
hat
pants
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